Friday, February 20, 2009

I Know This Is Old...

...but it's a classic!!!!!!!!


My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one. '
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.

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Sunday, February 08, 2009

The WTF Blanket (Not Work Safe)

This shit is hilarious!!

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Thursday, February 05, 2009

Dating Has Gotten... a sad state; a really sad state.

I have known this dude for a few months and we actually tried to date, but it didn't work out. Well, he's being persistent in wanting to date (even though he still hasn't proposed a real one). Last week I chilled at his house and we watched "DL Chronicles" and drank some Coronas. Since we had a pretty good time, we decided to do it again tonight.

So I got showered, ironed my clothes and brushed my hair (that takes 7 minutes now). I was just getting ready to order a pizza online to pick up on the way when I got a text. It said "Look, an emergency just came up, they rushin my grand mother to grady (hospital), ill fill u in later Dnt know Whats wrong".

I sent one back that said "Aight, take care".

Now the sad part is that I honestly didn't know whether to believe him or not. Because this isn't the first time i've had a guy use an excuse to get out of a date (or some semblance of) before. In addition i've used excuses (lies really) before to get out of last minute dates.

It's a sad that things have come to this, but I made a decision. I'm not lying anymore to get out of anything. I'm just going to tell the damn truth. I know i'd be a little hurt to hear the truth, but i'd rather hear it than be told a lie.

So be it. That's my plan.

***I never found out if he was telling the truth or not. I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt (if you think about that saying, it makes no sense) and let it go. I'm not going to hold this one against him.

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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Aight, So I...

...didn't get rid of one of my online profiles. I actually decided to keep the one on BGC. I actually like this one only because of the forums and message boards. And to be honest, I have only met one person off of this one and don't plan on meeting anymore.

So I don't want to go into a long post, I just had to be honest.

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Monday, February 02, 2009

My Dream...




...Man (Men)








(Family) Sedan

...Bank Account

A man can dream can't he????

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