Thursday, March 23, 2006

No Internet

Hey people,

I'm in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada. I have no internet, dial up or otherwise, at the hotel that I am at. So I am in the lobby of another hotel using their high speed internet to check my email. You never know how much something is of value to you until you don't have it. But believe me, I will post as soon as I get home on some update in my life.

Friday, March 17, 2006

What Kind of Penis Do You Have

What Kind of Penis Do You Have?

The Excedrin Penis: Its tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it cant get up.
The American Express Penis: Dont leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
The M&M Penis: It melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going and going. T
he Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Campbell's Soup Penis: Mmm, Mmm good.
The McDonalds Penis: Over 8 billion served.
The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?
The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.
The All State Penis: Youre in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.
The Barqs Penis: The one with bite.
The Beef Penis: Its whats for dinner.
The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.
The Transformers Penis: Its more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.
The Burger King Penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
The Flintstones Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.
The Wendys Penis: Wheres the beef?
The Lays Penis: Betcha cant eat just one.
The Matthew Sweet Penis: 100% fun.
The Little Caesars Penis: Penis Penis
The Mortal Combat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Street Fighter II Penis: Matt, stop, youre too good at this.
The Dominos Pizza Penis: delivers in 30 min. or less.
The Monty Python Penis: Isnt it awfully nice to have a penis?
The Monty Python Penis II: Every sperm is sacred....
The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis
The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used to be.
The Windows 95Penis: If you ask it to do too much, itll crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis: Youve come a long way, baby.
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph balanced for a woman.
The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts
The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
The Reeses Penis: How do you eat your penis?
The Beavis Penis: Look It's changing color
The Sustecal Penis : More protein, less fat
The Downey Penis: Come on Downey.
The Just For Men Penis: A sure thing for a natural look?
The Milk Penis: It does a body good
The Taco Bell Penis: It runs for the border.
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis: It's the adult thing to do? T
he AOL Penis: Its so easy to use, no wonder its #1?
The Pontiac Penis: Built for kicks, Built for Keeps
The Psychic Penis: It knows you are coming before you do.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Is That All That We Want

How often do you hear people say that all they want is someone to love and have love them back? Each time that I hear it, I think about how much utter bullshit that notion is. Think about it. Loving someone is about the easiest thing in the world to do. How much effort does it take?

Is love all that we want? Hell no. We also want a man to be physically pleasing. We want him to have money to spend on us. We want him to be totally accepting of us. We want him to have the best sex on the planet. We want him to do everything that we ask. We want him to give us unlimited attention. We want him to have a superior education. We want him to have the nicest car. We want him to have the nicest home. We want him to have a certain level of masculinity or femininity. We want a lot.

Contrary to what Mary J. says, love is not ALL we need. When I think about all of the guys that I have dumped or who have dumped me, I think about what they were lacking in what I wanted or what they wanted. If my only point was to love someone or have someone love me, then I would have that right now. I've had it several times. But I realize that love is not all that I want. I want a certain man. He doesn't have to have everything that I want, but he will have to have most of the items on my list. I am not settling just for love. Funk that!

What do you all think? Is love the only criteria for a person that you get involved with?

Saturday, March 11, 2006

My Favorite Falcon

I watch football because I like the sport, but I am gay. So you know that I check out the fellas while i'm watching. Here are a few shots of DeAngelo Hall of the Atlanta Falcons. He is a cornerback and his number is 21. But forget stats and all of that, the man is just plain GAWJUS. Sorry to tell you this, but according to Atlanta Goodlife Magazine, he is married to his college sweethart and they have 1 child together.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006


Four jobs I've had:
1. Implementation and Training Specialist
2. Hotel Manager
3. Stock Person
4. Dishwasher and Cook

Four movies I can watch over and over:
1. The Color Purple
2. Chicago
3. Barbershop
4. The Kings of Comedy andQueens of Comedy

Four places I have lived:
1. Atlanta, Georgia
2. Chicago, Illinois
3. Birmingham, Alabama,
4. Mobile, Alabama (birthplace)

Four shows I love:
1. Desperate Housewives
2. Grey's Anatomy
3. The Shop
4. House Hunters

Four highly-touted TV shows ... I don't get the hype:
1. American Idol
2. America's Next Top Model
3. Everbody Love's Raymond
4. Seinfeld

Four books I'd recommend to anyone, anytime:
1. Passion Marks by Lee Hayes
2. A Deeper Blue by Lee Hayes
3. Down for Whatever by Frederick Smith
4. The Color Purple

Four places I have vacationed:
1. New York City
2. Chicago
3. Philadelphia
4. Atlanta

Four of my favorite dishes:
1. Macaroni and Cheese
2. Sesame Chicken
3. Red Beans and Rice
4. ----

Four sites I visit daily:
1. Google
2. Regions
3. Adam4Adam
4. USA Today

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Puerto Rico
2. Los Angeles
3. New York City
4. London

And I'm tagging:
Child Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Over

So the 2 weeks that VP and I decided to take away from each other are over. And the results are that so are we. I am not sad or upset about the ending of the situation because I learned something from it. I learned that I am a dreamer. I'll explain what I mean by that.

When VP and I started talking, we both spoke of how we wanted a true family life. We both wanted kids (which he already had). We both wanted careers (which he already had). We both wanted the house and cars (which he already had). I kept thinking that this had to be the man of my dreams that was meant for me. A person that wanted (and already had) the things in life that I wanted. In my head, a dream started to form of us having a life together. I imagined us living together. I imagined us taking vacations together and with the kids. I imagined cooking dinner for him and taking care of "my man." I imagined picking the kids up from school and going to school functions with VP. I imagined having Thanksgiving dinner at our house with our families in attendance. I imagined having more kids. I imagined a lot. It was all a dream and it was a dream that existed only in MY head. All because I thought that he was the man for me. And in the beginning, it seemed that he thought the same thing about me.

But alas, as is with most relationships between Black and Gay men, it didn't last. It seems that he all of a sudden lost interest in me. I tried to do more to be what he wanted, but these last 2 weeks have let me realize that I was making a fool of myself. I realized that I didn't want to let him go because I didn't want to let go of the dream. I realized that he may have wanted the same things that I wanted, just not with me. He just didn't have the balls to tell me. I hate that about men.

I thought that that dream had died, but during my endless thinking, I found out that it hasn't. My dream of having a family is not dead, but my situation with VP is.

My Birthday Weekend

So, I am back from my weekend in NYC. I had and overall good time while I was there. There were a few snafus, but I wish that I could have stayed longer.

I did too much to type about, but I want all to know that I had an excellent time and will be back sometime this year. Probably when it's warmer and I can show off my legs in some shorts.

And if you have not seen it, please go see The Color Purple before it ends.