Nothing New
Hey blogger readers. I haven't put up a real post lately because there has been nothing to blog about. I don't really have anything on my mind and nothing new is going on in my life. But, I guess that's a good thing.
Well, I guess that I can tell you that I am gonna put myself back on the dating market. But that's about it.
Wait Wait Wait! I have got to tell you all what happened in the airport. Not a lot of people know it, but I am a freak about washing my hands. If I can't wash my hands after a restroom break, I swear that I will hyperventilate. Today at O'hare airport, I went into the bathroom to contribute to water recycling. When I went to wash my hands, a short little white man came in and stood at the urinal and started diggin in his pants (I guess to find his dick?) . While he was pissing, he then began to dig his underwear out of his ass. He also took a loud fart while standing there. When he was finished, he zipped up and began to walk out of the door. Before I knew it, I had yelled out "WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!" I scared the poor man so bad that he ran back in and washed his hands like a startled little child. A heard a couple of people laugh to themselves. But they went straight to wash their hands!
Maybe there should be a Hand Wash Guard in every public restroom.
Well, I guess that I can tell you that I am gonna put myself back on the dating market. But that's about it.
Wait Wait Wait! I have got to tell you all what happened in the airport. Not a lot of people know it, but I am a freak about washing my hands. If I can't wash my hands after a restroom break, I swear that I will hyperventilate. Today at O'hare airport, I went into the bathroom to contribute to water recycling. When I went to wash my hands, a short little white man came in and stood at the urinal and started diggin in his pants (I guess to find his dick?) . While he was pissing, he then began to dig his underwear out of his ass. He also took a loud fart while standing there. When he was finished, he zipped up and began to walk out of the door. Before I knew it, I had yelled out "WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS!" I scared the poor man so bad that he ran back in and washed his hands like a startled little child. A heard a couple of people laugh to themselves. But they went straight to wash their hands!
Maybe there should be a Hand Wash Guard in every public restroom.
posted by That Dude Right There at
7/13/2006 11:08:00 PM
5 Comments:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! Nasty little man! hahahahahhahaha I am sooooo glad you got him to wash his hands luv!
You know you aint right for that!..sorry I missed your call I was in the midst of planning this event. Call me lata
good luck in the dating pool!!!
see you in August...you're going to celebrate my 30th birthday party with me...ok?
LOL.......He knew better...no home training..
Oh my god...that was hilarious! I should do that next time I see an offender. That's why I'm glad there's no doors at O'Hare. And wherever there are doors, I always open it with a hand towel.
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