Wednesday, April 22, 2009

The Horse's Thing

Great laugh!!!!!!!


The Horse's Thingy!A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him to safety.

The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer cannot be found. So she drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. She then throws the other end of the rope to her friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking.

A few days later the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "No, I think I can stand over the hole."So he stretched his legs over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up."So the chicken grabbed hold of the horse's "thingy" and pulled herself to safety.

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse,
you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks!

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9 Comments:

Blogger *Madosi said...

HECK NAW! LOL!

12:57 PM, April 22, 2009  
Blogger Promiscuous X said...

OH WOW I CANT LMAO... too funny..

Sidenote: did you change your number. I texted you last week. Holla

1:14 PM, April 22, 2009  
Blogger YBandDL has got Chris Brown's back said...

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6:13 PM, April 22, 2009  
Blogger YBandDL has got Chris Brown's back said...

Well I guess that's why my ass has a luxury SUV

...but don't get it twisted, just because my "thingy" isn't horse magnitude.

6:31 PM, April 22, 2009  
Blogger thegayte-keeper said...

L(O)L AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!

7:38 AM, April 23, 2009  
Blogger Curio said...

OH my, I hope the same is true for picking up other men.

9:12 PM, April 23, 2009  
Blogger Sozo's Blog.com said...

Too funny, I got to pass that on.

6:54 AM, April 24, 2009  
Blogger BPS 4.0 : Soul Exposure said...

LOL!! Classic.

10:22 PM, April 28, 2009  
Blogger JACK said...

LOL

1:41 PM, April 29, 2009  

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