Weird Ish About Me.
1. I won't go to sleep until I check to make sure that my door is locked.
2. I won't drive unless my car doors are locked.
3. When taking a shower I always wash my left arm first and my left leg last.
4. When I eat any kind of fruit, my forehead sweats.
5. I only talk on my phone in my left ear. (this said right ear for the first 6 hours)
6. The first thing that I do in the morning is open my blinds or curtains to let the sun in.
7. My left calf is bigger than my right.
8. My right bicep is bigger than my left biceps.
9. My right eye is wider than my left eye.
10. If I am driving with someone giving me directions and they give me the wrong directions, I will snap at them. A went to meet a dude and he didn't know if he lived inside or outside of I-285. I turned around and went home.
11. When driving, I can't sit up straight. I always lean to the right or left.
12. I won't go to sleep if there are dishes in the sink. They have to at least go in the dishwasher
13. I look at myself in the mirror constantly even though I don't feel beautiful.
14. The first thing that I do when I get home undress. I take off my underwear and put on some basketball shorts and a tee-shirt.
15. If I wear something for less than 2 hours, I consider it still clean unless it get's soiled or I sweat in it (underwear and tee shirts excluded).
16. I take AT LEAST 2 showers a day.
2. I won't drive unless my car doors are locked.
3. When taking a shower I always wash my left arm first and my left leg last.
4. When I eat any kind of fruit, my forehead sweats.
5. I only talk on my phone in my left ear. (this said right ear for the first 6 hours)
6. The first thing that I do in the morning is open my blinds or curtains to let the sun in.
7. My left calf is bigger than my right.
8. My right bicep is bigger than my left biceps.
9. My right eye is wider than my left eye.
10. If I am driving with someone giving me directions and they give me the wrong directions, I will snap at them. A went to meet a dude and he didn't know if he lived inside or outside of I-285. I turned around and went home.
11. When driving, I can't sit up straight. I always lean to the right or left.
12. I won't go to sleep if there are dishes in the sink. They have to at least go in the dishwasher
13. I look at myself in the mirror constantly even though I don't feel beautiful.
14. The first thing that I do when I get home undress. I take off my underwear and put on some basketball shorts and a tee-shirt.
15. If I wear something for less than 2 hours, I consider it still clean unless it get's soiled or I sweat in it (underwear and tee shirts excluded).
16. I take AT LEAST 2 showers a day.
Labels: Random
posted by That Dude Right There at
3/19/2007 11:25:00 AM
11 Comments:
"The first thing that I do when I get home is undress."
YESSSSSS!
It's official, I know too much about you :-D Gonna have me measuring body parts tonight and what not :-P
1 is normal.
2 is normal.
I do 3.
I do 4.
5 is normal.
it's because you walk more with your left leg. LOL
You left more with your right arm.
you read more with your right eye.
NEVER
NEVER, but still normal.
gyea, that's a bit weird.
AWW. hug.
HMMMM.
I have a new policy on what's dirty and what's not.
normal.
-Marz
oooo wee more than i needed to know lol ... interesting though we do have somethings in common... all the rest just makes u wierd. lol
Funny it ain't like he told us which hand he holds himself with, lol
These little ditties like this make you 3D. Good stuff!
I wash my left arm first as well. Tried to do the right one and felt soo uncomfortable.
N - You crack me UP. What a funny, cute post. Your problem sounds more like mildly obsessive compulsive than strange. I like the idea of getting naked as soon as I get home - do it all the time. My friends have learned not to call and ask "Whatchyou doin?" because my answer is always "Sittin around in my underwear."
Fun post man.
Very interesting. I can totally relate to 13. do that one myself.
I strip when i get home too. gotta get to a tshirt and sweats or shorts quick.
I'll even share one...I dont like to walk on grass...I hate the way it feels under my shoes.
7,8,& 9 Hmmmmm I saw this condition on Discovery Channel...you need to call me..have you eaten behind Mashaun Lately...lol
What others consider OCD, I consider cute quirks. I mean, I walk in my door each evening and have to kick the dog, throw down my bag and say, “I’m so glad this f*ckin’ day is over…this just cannot be my life!” before taking off all my clothes, flipping on the set to Comedy Central and touching myself to make sure I feel good. Once I’m comfortable that everything appears to be in its rightful place, I start a pot of coffee, flip open my laptop, put on some lounge clothes and give the, now cowering, dog a 2-minute walk. I return, pour myself a cup of coffee, hit ignore on my cell phone on any calls that come in between 7-9 p.m. and sign-on to AOL taking great pains to insure that my AWAY message is on. I check my e-mails, check my snail mail, feed the dog and eat some type of nut or fruit. I then walk over to the full length mirror to see if the results of my nut/fruit snack have given me a stomach. I then pour myself another cup of coffee. I begin answering the telephone, listen and give advice on everyone else’s life and look for something to chew that will keep my hands out of my mouth. I take a shower, write my blog, turn on my stereo (setting the auto-timer, of course) and hit the sack. I begin thinking of everything I didn’t do today and how I need to stop obsessing about how mean I am to the dog and how hard I am on myself. I fall off to sleep and have nightmares about being raped in prison after killing my brother-in-law… I wake up and do it all over again the next day.
As for the fraternal limbs (get it? Not identical…I crack myself up) you’re a freak pa. Not to worry, unless you tell anyone, they won’t notice. Now, if you’re missing a testicle or have an extra toe, find a fat person with bad breath to spend quality time with.
Keep passin’ the open windows…
Wow. I'm really amazed by #3. That requires tight coordination.
u see how some sidewalks are divided in multiple squares ? I usde to walk IN the squares, i would never step on the lines... then my father threatened me and i stopped it because i didnt wanna end up in some boarding school in namibia.
i dont even go anywhere if i dont have the exact directions before leaving home... there are a few exceptions but i dont like getting directions from stuttering people while i'm drivin !
I actually sleep with my blinds open.
It's normal to be a weirdo lol
Ummmm. I think that was me that didn't know if I was in or outside the perimeter. So thats why you didn't show? lol
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