Thursday, March 01, 2007

Men Are Like

Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken except the handicapped.

Men are like snow storms. You never know how many inches you are gonna get, when they are gonna come, or if it will stick.

Men are like tires. You should always have a spare.

Men are like popsicles. Putting them in your mouth will make them melt.

Men are like oxygen. You never know how much you need them until you don't have them.

Men are like pendelums. It's nice to watch them swing from side to side.

Men are like rugs. They can cover up almost anything.





What are some of your "men are like" comparisons? Feel free to leave a comment.

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Steve said...

Men are like dog food - you take a taste and think it's pretty good, until you find out what it really is and you puke.

12:24 AM, March 02, 2007  
Anonymous yusef said...

nice man....i hope you dont mind i placed that on my 360page...that is off the chain because its so tru....

2:48 PM, March 02, 2007  
Blogger That Dude Right There said...

@Steve-Thanks for the contribution.

@Yusef-I don't mind one bit. Spread the knowledge.

3:38 PM, March 02, 2007  
Anonymous Steve said...

Men are like hot air ballons - if you don't keep blowing hot air up their ass, sooner or later they will let you down.

(Man, I'm sounding negative on men! Maybe I should get some therapy!)

12:12 AM, March 03, 2007  
Blogger KennonPurdy said...

no surprise you are single with that attitude.

4:46 PM, April 09, 2007  

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