Thursday, July 28, 2005

My Crash Moment

Well, shit! If it can happen to Oprah Winfrey at Hermes, then it can happen to my po' black, ordinary ass at the Ramada Inn. I had my own crash moment and i'm pissed because I didn't react the way that I thought that I would have. I'll tell ya'll about it in a minute, but I gotta give you some background first.

I work as a training specialist for a hotel company. Essentially, I install software, hardware, and hold training classes on the software and hardware that I install. This job allows me to travel all over the country and Canada and stay in a lot of hotels. I run into a lot of shit during my travels. But this event pissed me off to the fullest.

I was in my hotel room chillin with my hand in my underwear watching the AND1 Mixtape Tour on ESPN2 (ya'll got to catch this shit). My phone rings with a call from the front desk with a request to help them with some issues. So I throw on my corporate khakis, polo shirt, and dress shoes and head to the desk. On the approach to the desk I notice this OLD WHITE BITCH standing there giving the front desk clerk Hell about something. She turns and looks at me with this look of horror on her face. I give that OLD WHITE BITCH my best, "what the fuck you looking at" look and proceed behind the front desk. All of a sudden the OLD WHITE BITCH screams with that same look of horror on her face, "what is he doing behind there?"

Now, I give you the reason why I am pissed at myself. I didn't go off on the OLD WHITE BITCH. It actually didn't register in my mind that I had been "crashed." Then about a minute later that shit hit me like a ton of bricks. I felt the hairs on my arms stand up and my blood pressure rise. By this time, she had left the front desk. I felt like I had missed my chance to get a white BITCH told. So, I did what any disrespected black gay man would do: I went looking for her ass. I walked the whole hotel trying to find her dumb ass. Much to her luck, I didn't find her. I really don't know what I would have done if I had found her. I would probably be posting this blog from the Bowling Green, KY jailhouse and looking for a new job.

Now, I have been the victim of racial prejudice before, but never right to my damn face. This shit unnerved me to the point that I want to beat somebody's ass. If I ever see that OLD WHITE BITCH again, it's on. And because of her, the next OLD WHITE BITCH is gonna get it right there on the spot. Sometimes, I really HATE white people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Blogger Tim said...

I hate to tell you this, but racism is still alive and well. And you were where, in KENTUCKY? (NO DISRESPECT TO ANYBODY THAT LIVES THERE)

Just let it roll. Be the bigger man and walk away. Smoke a cigarette or get laid to get your mind off of it...LOL

10:05 AM, July 30, 2005  
Blogger Manchild Evolving said...

lol...get her together now. I have had to curse many a white bitch out for that very thing. Thanks for the shout on my blog too, keep reading and I'll try my best not to boring.

1:11 PM, August 02, 2005  

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