My Crash Moment

Well, shit! If it can happen to Oprah Winfrey at Hermes, then it can happen to my po' black, ordinary ass at the Ramada Inn. I had my own crash moment and i'm pissed because I didn't react the way that I thought that I would have. I'll tell ya'll about it in a minute, but I gotta give you some background first.

I work as a training specialist for a hotel company. Essentially, I install software, hardware, and hold training classes on the software and hardware that I install. This job allows me to travel all over the country and Canada and stay in a lot of hotels. I run into a lot of shit during my travels. But this event pissed me off to the fullest.

I was in my hotel room chillin with my hand in my underwear watching the AND1 Mixtape Tour http://www.and1.com/index.aspxtour on ESPN2 (ya'll got to catch this shit). My phone rings with a call from the front desk with a request to help them with some issues. So I throw on my corporate khakis, polo shirt, and dress shoes and head to the desk. On the approach to the desk I notice this OLD WHITE BITCH standing there giving the front desk clerk Hell about something. She turns and looks at me with this look of horror on her face. I give that OLD WHITE BITCH my best, "what the fuck you looking at" look and proceed behind the front desk. All of a sudden the OLD WHITE BITCH screams with that same look of horror on her face, "what is he doing behind there?"

Now, I give you the reason why I am pissed at myself. I didn't go off on the OLD WHITE BITCH. It actually didn't register in my mind that I had been "crashed." Then about a minute later that shit hit me like a ton of bricks. I felt the hairs on my arms stand up and my blood pressure rise. By this time, she had left the front desk. I felt like I had missed my chance to get a white BITCH told. So, I did what any disrespected black gay man would do: I went looking for her ass. I walked the whole hotel trying to find her dumb ass. Much to her luck, I didn't find her. I really don't know what I would have done if I had found her. I would probably be posting this blog from the Bowling Green, KY jailhouse and looking for a new job.

Now, I have been the victim of racial prejudice before, but never right to my damn face. This shit unnerved me to the point that I want to beat somebody's ass. If I ever see that OLD WHITE BITCH again, it's on. And because of her, the next OLD WHITE BITCH is gonna get it right there on the spot. Sometimes, I really HATE white people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!