Sunday, May 04, 2008

You Don't Know Shit!!!

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. When the plane took off and settled into its climb, the stranger turned to the little girl and said:: 'I've always found that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'OK. What would you like to talk about?'
Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' 'Yes,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass -- the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger thought for a few moments,, then said: 'You know, I've never thought about that. I have no idea.'

The little girl began to open her book again, saying: 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

10 Comments:

Blogger Chet said...

I bet that man shut his damn mouth after the young girl proved to him that he did not have the ability or knowledge to hold such a conversation with her; it just goes to show you that many adults don't know shit1. Thanks for the entry I am laughing out loud.

1:13 PM, May 04, 2008  
Anonymous photogreg said...

That was so funny!

3:18 PM, May 04, 2008  
Blogger I am J said...

Hilariious!!!

3:29 PM, May 04, 2008  
Blogger Cocoa Rican said...

Love it...so true.

8:46 PM, May 04, 2008  
Blogger Darius T. Williams said...

This did not happen - but it's mighty hilarious. Wait...did it happen? It was a joke right? Well, either way it was funny.

8:17 AM, May 05, 2008  
Anonymous kennyking78 said...

Boy, you don't have the sense God gave you!!!!!! HILARIOUS!

2:28 AM, May 06, 2008  
Blogger Ladynay said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

2:49 PM, May 06, 2008  
Blogger Sean Stone said...

If it did happen, I'd kill to see how the stranger reacted.

9:13 AM, May 07, 2008  
Blogger Aaron said...

hahaha i probably woulda punched that lil girl in the back of the head! hilarious!

12:26 PM, May 07, 2008  
Blogger yet another black guy said...

Now that's some funny shit!!!

1:12 AM, May 11, 2008  

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