Clocks In Heaven

Even though I am not a Christian, this was too funny!

A man died and went to heaven.As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a hugewall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What areall those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has aLie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in down in Satan's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."