Wednesday, August 29, 2007


Toward the end of church service, the Minister asked the congregation,
"How many of you have forgiven your enemies? All held up their hands except
One small elderly lady
"Mrs. Clark? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies"? "I don't
Have any", she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Clark, that is very unusual..may I ask how old you are"?.

"Ninety-eight", she replied.

"Oh Mrs. Clark, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a
person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said:

"I outlived the bitches".




Anonymous Anonymous said...

As they say in the south- The wicked dies last.

9:59 AM, August 29, 2007  
Blogger Paula D. said...


10:31 AM, August 29, 2007  
Blogger WhozHe said...

And let the church say.... Amen!! That was funny.

1:55 PM, August 29, 2007  
Blogger antneya said...

I am back!

2:14 PM, August 29, 2007  
Blogger Mr. Jones said...


2:53 PM, August 29, 2007  
Blogger Ty said...

Too funny. I liked that one.

5:31 PM, August 29, 2007  
Blogger Harold Gibson said...

that's the only way to do it!

8:38 PM, August 29, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love it

9:23 PM, August 29, 2007  
Blogger yet another black guy said...

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:02 AM, August 30, 2007  
Blogger Kensilo said...


6:40 AM, August 30, 2007  
Blogger lj said...


4:13 PM, August 30, 2007  
Blogger E said...

Good one..:-)

1:40 PM, September 01, 2007  
Blogger fuzzy said...

hahahahahaaaaa thats so bittersweet! I love It!!!

2:54 AM, September 02, 2007  
Anonymous kennyking78 said...

I know that's right!!! Mrs. Clark is a mess! hahaha

12:33 AM, September 05, 2007  

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